Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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