There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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