at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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