We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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