Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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