Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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