Dual....:-)
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
