yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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