Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
they're like a gay fantastic four
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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