I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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