why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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