they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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