I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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