Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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