he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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