I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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