D3 body, D1 cock
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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