dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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