the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
God I need to hump something, right now.
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