I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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