Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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