where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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