make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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