so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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