Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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