I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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