I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
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