I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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