Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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