Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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