i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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