the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Help. Why am I so naked?
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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