Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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