fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Are we in a gay sports bar?
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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