I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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