I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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