So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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