Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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