So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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