Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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