i just wanna soil my oats bro
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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