she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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