My room smells like vodka and shame
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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