If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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