walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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