I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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