Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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