I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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