he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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