Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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