I cockslap morals
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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