That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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