I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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