i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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