Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
it glows. i had to have it.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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