I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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