Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
two words: eviction party
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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